Saturday, November 27, 2010

Government Cheese


Did you ever have the fortune to eat government cheese?

It was really kind of gross. It was fine for shit like a grilled cheese sandwich. But you wouldn't ever want to cut yourself a slice of it and eat it with a pickle or anything. It was all dry and crumbly and it tasted like plastic or something. Waxy garbage.

We called it Reagan Cheese.

And there was Reagan butter also. That stuff was awful.Tasted terrible on toast.

1 comment:

  1. Yes. True. Though that odd long box the stuff came in made the perfect Barbie coffin.

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