1) Eric stole someone's jacket accidentally.
2) Eric fell off a bike indoors which he intended to ride into a photo.
3) Hannah decided to go inside an empty tour bus.
4) Cyrus shut the door on the tour bus.
5) Hannah really got trapped on the bus.
6) We met up with Madame Shopping Cart.
7) Cyrus broke his finger... somehow.
8) John pretended to win the raffle. He was denied a twinkie.
9) Eric tried to pole dance a tree but fell down.
10) Cyrus tried to pole dance a big pole.
11) Hannah really drunk-dialed her landlord, possibly while she was trash-talking said landlord.
12) John pulled a random jello shot lid out of his dress in front of a crowd of stunned observers.
13) John put the lid in his wallet...for some reason.
14) India stayed out all night even though she had to work at 8.
15) Cyrus couldn't get his boot off so he cut it off with scissors...
16) While Hannah was riding in Madame Shopping Cart, Eric rolled her into Plaid Pantry.
17) India explained to the clerk at Plaid, that "they were just married", as if this justified why he was pushing her in a shopping cart into the store.
18) John posed on the overpass and a cop asked him what he was doing.
19) Fannie Mae sang and threw jello shots?

IT'S ABOUT GODDAMNED TIME
ReplyDeleteYES.
ReplyDeleteOh, Hannah. Oh Eric. Oh you.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I curse you all that I wasn't there!